Many of you have probably noticed that I haven't been updating regularly. That's
because I was recently arrested for trying to smuggle undocumented drivers into
the United States.
I've also been working on a Broadway musical comedy called "Rotting Fetid Corpse"
about the decline of Western Civilization. Here are some of the songs:
Rotting Fetid Corpse (title tune)
Let's Get Busy and F**k
I'm Too Sexy for My House Payment
If We All Suck Hard Enough We Can Clean Up the Earth!
Mediocrefragilistikexpialidotious
Can't Stop Grabbin' My Crotch! Yeah!
There's No Literacy like Ill-Literacy
Do U No Wut Letters R 4?
Let's Have a Three-Way with Your Mom
Porno? Or No?
Do You Feel Up to Being Felt Up?
My Hard Goes On (Theme from Titanic)
I'm sending a shout out to all my readers in Iceland! As you may already know,
Iceland is famous for its gorgeous women! I'm sorry I don't know any Icelandic
or I would write something really funny in that language.
Buzz
Fri. April 10th, 2008
When I was a kid (in the 1960s) there was a TV show called "Cannonball" about a
truck driver. Like other shows (Batman, for example) some anonymous kid(s) had
rewritten the theme song. Here’s how it went:
Rollin’ down the highway, doin’ ninety-four,
Sally let a big one, blew me out the door!
The wheels couldn’t take it; the motor fell apart
All because of Sally’s Super-Sonic Fart!
Cannonball! Cannonball!
Back then (before the intro-net), I was constantly amazed at how things like that
could spread simply by word of mouth. One kid would learn it from another and that
kid would teach it to other kids, and so on and so on, until every kid in the world
new the song. It was viral but you could only catch it directly from another kids
mouth (eewwww!)
Buzz
Thur. April 3rd, 2008
I’ve updated the Funnies with my latest epic: "Wilford Brimley: Man… or Anthro-Man". This is about as close as I get to doing a furry comic.
All I can say about Wilford is this: He is one stone cold freak.
I’ve also added a bonus Chucka-A-Laff (Frog Porn). I usually update it on Mondays. Enjoy!
Starting soon I’ll be using this space to answer some questions from readers so please check back for important info. Or maybe even marginally important info.
Thanks for all the mail I’ve been getting. I’m trying to stay caught up answering it!
Buzz
Tuesday March 11, 2008
This is ROBOT FUNNIES' new blog. I'll be
using this page to let you know what's coming up in the future and stuff like that.
Right now I'm in the process of updating the whole website so please bear with me.
My html skills kind of suck.
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