Question 3.
The ability to understand and implement FEMA directives will be an important
part of your duties as FEMA head. Vol. XXXVII Section 72, Par. 11c48 of the
Federal Emergency Management Rules and Regulatory Guidelines
(Appended Version 5698.38) states explicitly that:
"… when confronted with
a situation which requires FEMA
personnel to remove by method of pouring an undetermined amount of
warm piss* from a boot, shoe or any other footwear or outer
foot covering (as defined in Section C-511), it is strongly recommended
that the heel (or heel-like portion) of such footwear be examined first in
an effort to determine the extent of which instructions as to the
safest and most feasible method of warm piss extraction exist."
* Average Mean Temperature within a range of 72-86 degrees Fahrenheit.
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